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Post by Sherlip on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:04 pm

Because there hasn't been a fucking post all day.

So a blonde goes to the dry cleaner to clean a shirt. The man behind the counter was hard of hearing, so after she explained, he said "Come again?" to which she replied "No just mustard this time"
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Post by jshushij on Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:59 am

Blonde jokes I see. I have one.

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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Post by Sherlip on Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:18 am

LMAO

I prefer dirty ones
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Post by Winkley on Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:04 pm

Barney is Justin Bieber's dad.

Sorry, that wasn't a joke.
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Post by Sherlip on Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:52 pm

Ewww
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Post by jshushij on Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:00 pm

What do you do when you see a space man?
You park man!
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Post by Sherlip on Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:46 pm

That seems like an impossible quiz question
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